Topic idea from Plinky
You have to rewrite “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs” – What do you rename the title characters?
Ok, so I have to keep the story the same, that will not change because lets face it, since it was released in 1937 it’s had a pretty strong following & the story is pretty solid aswell. So with that in mind, lets look at the main title characters in no particular order:
- Snow White
Well Snow White, hmmm I was thinking Belle De Jour, not 100% sure why, maybe because just been watching The Secret Diary of a Call Girl.
Grumpy I would have to rename Marvin
Sneezy I would rename Risky
Sleepy Would be called Lightweight
Doc would be renamed The Doctor (yes I know bit if a rip off but hey so is Marvin)
Happy would be named delusional
Dopey would be called Plank
Bashful would be renamed Legend
My names are very random, so I asked a couple of friends what he would rename the 7 dwarfs (I forgot to include Snow White) and this was they responded with:
Dwayne, Wayne, Shane, Caine, Blaine, Elaine & Bert, The other response I had been sent was Steve, Dave, Bob, Jeff, Pete, Ned & Frederick Arhibald the 3rd.
So after these random names, I’d like to hear what you would rename the 7 dwarfs as a comment.